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Aerodynamic Sleigh Bird

E-mails

I am getting your e-mails. I receive lots of them, read them, then sigh in deep regret because I can’t just dash of a quick couple sentences to them. Nearly every e-mail I receive would require time, effort and a lengthy response to adequately respond to. Yes, I could reply to a question about frost mages in arena with a quick bulleted list, but that doesn’t really answer the question, just addresses it.

I’m sure you see the difference.

I may only be in first year University, but I am taking second year level history courses. I went into the IB (International Baccalaureate) program in high school, which can be best labeled as the “International program for students who think they’re smarter than everyone else and want to prove it.” Oh do I have stories about IB… anyway, it means I get treated as if I have already done the first year course of whatever classes I took in IB and did great in.

University is hard, blah blah, not really, it just eats up a lot of time. Especially the history courses.

So in answer to all those people who’ve e-mailed me your excellent questions, consider this your public acknowledgment. Keith, Dan, Theodore, Ripples the Pengiun (I’m not kidding either), I got it. Your e-mail is safe in my inbox with a little frowny face tag.

I’ll get to them… hopefully…

My last final is Monday, I should have a LOT of free time after that to get out proper answers to them.

Twisted Nether

I was invited to participate in the Twisted Nether round table, but sadly the recording time fell directly onto my raiding schedule.

I would have gone anyway had we been doing farm content like Sarth 3D or the first half of Ulduar’s hard modes. But heroic ToC was on the schedule, and I can’t exactly properly participate in a round table discussion of the past, present and future whilst doing hard mode 10man content. Sure, I could have gone anyway, but I can’t split my attention between a talk show and Anub’arak hard mode and still be competent at both.

It was one or the other, and super apologies to Nibuca, Fim, and ALL MY ADORING FANS <3 <3 <3 but heroic Anub’arak came calling and I had to answer.

We one shot Beasts, Jaraxxus, Faction Champs, two shot twin valks (guild first kill!), then wiped like ten times to Anub’arak. I think our best attempt had him at nearly 50%. MONTHS BEHIND again… but we’re saving the lockout and we’re gonna get the damn thing down sooner or later.

Videos

I’ve been asked several times if I’m ever going to do my own podcast (a la Big Red Kitty featuring brief but manic mage QQ sessions) or videos of me running around in battlegrounds.

The answer to the podcast one is “maybe.” Making a podcast type thingy, even a brief one, takes a fair amount of work. I’ll look into it, and we’ll see. It can’t be that hard… right? I already have a computer and a mic, I’m halfway there!

The videos thing… I actually did try to make PvP style videos before. But… well, the computer I play WoW on isn’t exactly top of the line. The newest part of my computer is an Nvidia 6600 graphics card that’s over six years old. The computer itself features not one, but TWO processing cores, an entire gigabyte of RAM, and a wopping 140 gigabytes of memory.

Trying to record video with Fraps was… disastrous.

So unless somebody out there wants to send me a check for three thousand dollars, I’m afraid the whole “video” thing is going to have to wait. Possibly for a long time, considering University. Though… if I stopped eating in January, I could get some money together…

Occulus

This place has been nerfed so hard. Old Kingdom is, by far, the most difficult heroic in the game now. Honestly Culling of Stratholme is more difficult than Occulus. You can get the 20 minute achievement without even trying.

Mages stacking crit wtf

Krizzlybear mentioned that, all of a sudden, the mages in his guild are stacking crit, and he’s giving that a big ol’ “WTF”.

And to that I say… wait what? Stacking crit? What the hell is wrong with those mages?

For arcane and frost, crit is almost bottom of the barrel statwise in their worth. Relative to fire, they both have low crit modifiers, though arcane has the lowest. They also receive a very large amount of passive crit from talents. Arcane gets an extra 30% whenever clearcast procs, frost gets an extra 50% whenever fingers of frost procs. Thus, having crit as an actual stat on gear isn’t that great.

I’m struggling to understand where the whole desire for crit suddenly came from, and I think I have an idea.

Haste, as you know, makes you cast faster. The more haste you have, the faster you can cast. You can also drink a potion of speed or pop icy veins to go even faster, and a shaman can pop Bloodlust and that speed reaches ridiculous levels. We all know this.

For purposes of WoW, you are already familiar with the meaning of the term “cap”, or “capped”. When you have 17% spell hit chance, you are considered “hit capped”.

Things like the spell hit cap is a “hard cap”. Stacking that stat beyond the hard cap provides you with absolutely nothing. Naturally, there is also such a thing as a “soft cap”. When something reaches it’s soft cap, it provides less for you than it did before. For example, armor and defense rating for tanks work this way. The more armor you have, the less each point of armor gives you, and once tanks hit their defense cap, additional defense rating is still useful to them, just nowhere near as useful as before they reached the soft cap.

Haste works the same way for mages.

Basically, once you’ve hit the point where your global cooldown has reached one second, and your ABlast cast time has also reached one second, additional haste will provide you with nothing. Thus we have the idea of soft caps.

For example, if you have Bloodlust, Icy Veins, and a potion of speed all cooking at once, you only need 804 haste on your gear to reach one second GCDs and ABlast cast times. Thus you can consider 804 a soft cap for haste under that exact situation, which amounts to about 15 seconds of a given fight.

You can, if you were an idiot, consider 804 haste rating a hard cap, and value any haste beyond that as totally worthless. Thus you would conceivably get your haste to 804, then start filling in your other pieces with crit as it is now more valuable. If you also have 2pT10 and Black Magic, that can also give you some insane haste values, lowering the soft cap even more.

I can understand where this viewpoint comes from (and now that I’ve gone looking for it, I find it everywhere. wtf?), but it’s wrong. Yes, under those conditions, the point of haste that brought you from 111 haste to 112 haste gives you more benefit than the point of haste that brought you from 900 to 901.

At no point does haste hit hard cap. HASTE IS ALWAYS BETTER THAN CRIT.

Sure, you could stop yourself at 804 haste, but then what do you do when Bloodlust isn’t up? When IV is on cooldown? When your potion wears off?

Here’s a better idea. Ignore the half-baked idea of haste hardcaps, and stop thinking of the idea of a soft cap as something to actually stop at. Keep stacking haste rating as high as you can make it go, nothing has changed. Instead, when Bloodlust goes up, stagger your haste cooldowns. Pop your speed potion. Wait for Black Magic to proc, then as soon as it ends, hit Icy Veins.

Blowing everything all at once then saying crit is better than haste? Speccing arcane then gemming for crit or actively seeking crit in any way, shape or form?

Don’t make me link to the scrubs wrong video again.

Japanese Mandarin Oranges

What’s up with skipping bosses in Old Kingdom? I’ve seen the mushroom dude skipped a couple times, but lately people are skipping nearly all of them. Groups seem to only do the vampirical fire orb boss and the last boss. That’s three badges you’re intentionally skipping! To that I say “double yoo tee eff?”

That’s three badges people! What… why… I don’t get it! If you’re only after the frost badges, that makes sense. I guess being the tank or healer, with your instant queues, skipping a boss here and there doesn’t really matter at all. But when you’re a DPS looking at ten minute queue times, at least, skipping a boss here and there that would take a minute to three minutes to kill is really painful.

So here’s to you, boss skipping tanks: you suck and I hate you. Continue Reading »

My mom took it upon herself to talk to the manager of the bus drivers in my town. He wasn’t there (haha yeah), so she gets a call back from the head boss guy about an hour later.

“Hi, I’m Tom from Transit.”

So my mom said, tersely, her name. So he responded with…

“No, I’m Tom.”

Not even joking. So not joking.

Believe it or not, the conversation went downhill from there.

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“We”, meaning us, meaning For Whom The Bell Tolls, have cleared ICC. Lady Deathwhisper keeled over, sexy rogue loot was handed out, then the elevator kidnapped me. It was hilarious.

At one point you have to fight a trash mob dragon with a million hitpoints. Your spell effects look absolutely monstrous on a model this huge. Our druid threw up Insect Swarm and it apparently looked like space invaders from melee. Continue Reading »

To The Congregation

Since starting this blog, I’ve avoided forums like they were a large group of diseased troglodytes. Elitist Jerks and Arena Junkies are the only forums I visit “frequently”, and the latter is only visited when I have absolutely nothing better to do. Hitting myself in the head with a textbook is included in “better than reading the AJ forums”, and “frequently” means once or twice a week, maybe, for a few minutes at a time.

The EJ forums I can actually enjoy reading, but me and pompous douchebaggery go together like water and more water, so that isn’t really saying much. The AJ forums are like EJ, but replace the “pompous” part with epeens and compensation the size of planets.

Both are actually pretty educational, provided you can survive them. You’ll need a fireproof suit, perhaps a sherpa, but it’s possible.

I was inspired by Megan to try and actively participate in forums again, because she’s right, as always. Continue Reading »

I would have called this something like “initial patch 3.3 impressions” or something, but then this post would have looked like:

FIRE PVP YESSS

QUEL’DELAR AAWWWWWWWWRRRRRRIIIIGHT

OHMAN THAT INSTANCE what was thaaat holy crap holy crap the lich king MARROWGAR HITSA SOA HARDA amfkmgoagoajk.

So perhaps initial structured discourse would be the best way to describe it.

Off we go!

Patch night is always brutal. So many addons… so broken… there were bloody bits of .lua all over the walls! Poor OhNoesQueues… he shouldn’t have come! We should have known this was going to happen!

(OhNoesQueues is updated and presumably working now, so everyone can take a deep breath and run to the nearest wall and relax.)

Surprisingly, we actually did get to raid tonight, though there was a brief hiccup when myself and the main tank ended up locked behind “a character with that name already exists” when the world server went kaput.

Icecrown Citadel is delightfully difficult. By that I mean, the trash will kick your ass if you don’t pay attention, and the bosses are not one shottable. At least not by us, and it was pretty obvious nobody had really “seen” the fights before. The fights, so far, also do not feel impossible. It just takes a few wipes for everyone to get the hang of things, then down goes the boss.

As an aside, when I say I learn as much as possible about a boss before I actually attempt it, that does not include actually running the content on the PTR. I do not, and have never, run any group content on PTRs, whether it be raids or 5-man instances. I’ll watch videos of other people doing that, read up on the tentative strats people are putting together, but I never actually do the content until it’s live. Continue Reading »

Amagah! Amagah! Amagah!

RAIDING!

Arcane brings the Ferocious Inspiration buff! 3% more damage for you and the entire raid for 10 seconds whenever you crit with any arcane spell! (Effect attached to our current Arcane Empowerment talent.)

A nice buff for arcane, it spreads out yet another raid buff to allow for even more raid flexibility if somehow your raid doesn’t include a BM hunter or ret paladin.

For my 10 man guild, this is nice, as both our hunters go the survival/marksman style route, and our ret paladin is going to be a full time tank from here on out. He hated ret anyways, so this works out well for everyone. I don’t change anything, paladin gets to tank (something he actually likes doing), and me DK friend changes from full time tank to unholy DPS.

You hear that? Yeah, that’s the sound of me destroying the damage meters. It sounds like hunters and rogues crying. Continue Reading »

Dutch Patriots

Just as I thought, I regret the last post. Bah. Normally I keep “RL” away from the blog, unless a particularly humorous anecdote presents itself and I deem it fit enough to be entertaining. Even that much is pretty close to a once a year phenomenon.

Generally, I always felt people were here under certain expectations, as I was. I’m here to write about WoW, PvP, mages, and so on, and I expect most people are here reading for that. Judging by the amount of e-mails requesting, you know, helpful information and tips (that I’ve been forced to ignore due to impending finals), my feelings have been largely correct.

Consider that whole “sexism in WoW” thing that took the blogosphere by storm back in February over that bunny maker achievement. Remember that? How it required a female toon over level 18? And all the shouting and stamping of feet that went on about objectification? I didn’t cover that here, as I think my own personal politics really have no place here. I don’t talk about religion, gays, women, abortion, or any hot button issues that everyone just loves to argue about.

I mean, I’ll touch on such subjects, but it’s always with tongue planted firmly in cheek. (By the way, the whole over 18 thing, I thought that was simply Blizzard forcing people to go out and find actual people, so achievement hunters couldn’t simply make alts or have a friend make an alt to quickly knock out the achievement. Oh how naive I am.)

Reeyul Lyef has no place here in a zone of fantasy.

Then again, a large number of you loyal readers seem to enjoy nearly anything I write. If I put up a post about how potatoes are actually a weapon designed to enslave the human race, it would probably become my most popular post ever. Last post was a pretty big departure for me, and more than likely it won’t ever happen again.

Still, leaving it up. I’d be more than happy to delete hundreds of posts from this blog, but then what’s the point of blogging in the first place if I’m just going to delete everything?

Besides, trying to hide something I’ve written would be like lying or reverse plagiarism or something. What would you call something that you wrote, but claim you didn’t?

I didn’t write it, I swear! It was the… internet gremlins!

Thanks for the kind words everyone. It was a shitty day and I less than three all of you. <3

I’d go into a whole bunch of extraneous explanations, philosophies, and other details, but meh… Honestly I’d rather try and forget it ever happened.

I say “try” because I made the mistake of telling my parents, and now they’re shouting for blood and lawsuits. My dad is seeing a lawyer today on my behalf, for instance, to see of suing the city would be a course of action. He wanted to throw flaming garbage at the houses of those who turned me away.

Nobody Gives a Shit

As I type this Friday evening, I still can’t feel my feet. Continue Reading »

MONTHS BEHIND

Hot DAMN what an awesome fight. Nothing in ToC compares to this. Nothing.

Gear Gap Bullshit

Story time. Both from a ret pally perspective and mage perspective.

Mister rogue wearing PvP blues wielding daggers he managed to dredge up from some heroic opens with cheap shot. Being a pally, I just sit there and wait for kidney. Pow, there it is, blow freedom on myself, and now the cooldown blowing competition begins. The rogue has dropped me to 95%.

Mister rogue wearing furious and relentless gear wielding 1800 rating daggers opens with cheap shot. Again, I wait for kidney. Pow, there it is, blow freedom, and the rogue has me at 60%.

The blue wearing rogue in crap gear opens on me with cheap shot. Being a mage, I just sit there and wait for kidney. There it is, I blink, at 90% health, and the rogue tries his damndest, but the poor guy just can’t touch me.

The elite gear wearing rogue opens on me with… not cheap shot, but Garrote. I can’t blink, being silenced, and he uses Eviscerate as a finisher and I’m dead literally 4 seconds after the fight started.

This isn’t QQ, not yet anyway. Rogues tear clothies apart pretty easy, I don’t wear a lot of resilience, arcane shatter mages aren’t very good against melee classes anyways, and it’s my fault I didn’t use a cooldown of some sort to survive the opener.

Point is, the geared-out-the-ass rogue could tear me apart like I was made of tissue. The one who, more than likely, is a fresh 80 could blow every cooldown he has and still not kill me, even if I didn’t use any. Continue Reading »

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