The device was… strange. By all accounts, it was essentially an elaborate hourglass. A six foot tall elaborate hourglass. And yet, it weighed nearly nothing.
It was simplicity itself to stand the hourglass in the sand. Euripedes could detect the incredible energies surrounding the hourglass, but was unable to decipher what the energy was doing.
He did know that he had just appeared on the other side of the hourglass.
Future Euripedes waved.
Past Euripedes sighed. “I figured that time traveling gnome would do something like this. How’d you get Ogri’la’d into this?”
Future Euripedes shrugged. “Likely the same way you did. I am you, after all.”
Past Euripedes frowned. “You sure? I wouldn’t be caught dead in a yellow cape.”
“It was an upgrade! This stupid yellow cape is better than the crap you’re wearing.”
“I’ll have you know I farmed Heroics for weeks for this!”
“It’s still crap.”
There was an awkward silence. (more…)
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