It’s Whatever Wednesday! The day where I post whatever the heck happens to be on my mind!
Graphical improvements everywhere I bother to look. The Flying Machine finally has a bunch of smoke pouring from it’s exhaust pipes. Environmentally friendly, it is not. The new shadow engine is AWESOME. It even works when on a flying mount. You can look way, way down, and see your shadow… as you fall to the solid ground… Damn it…
Guide to getting the “Going Down?” Achievement!
This achievement asks you to fall 65 yards without dying. Hop onto your flying mount, hold the space bar for a little while, then dismiss the mount. Right before you hit the ground, hit Ice Block, and there you go! Free achievement!
Using Blink does not work. By it’s mechanics, Blink actually resets your fall distance, so it cannot be used for this achievement. By the same token, Slow Fall doesn’t count as “falling”. Sorry, you gotta use Ice Block.
I never fancied myself a non-combat pet collector… but… damnit, I seem to have become one now.
With the new achievement interface, I can clearly see I have eleven of the damn things. Eleven! Where the hell did they come from? And why is my brain demanding I get more!?
If you’ll excuse me, I need to go farm wasps in Zangarmarsh. Damn it.
Also, to any alliance guys on Duskwood, wouldja be so kind as to throw up some owls and kitties on the shared AH? I’d be more than happy to reimburse you for your trouble.
And before you ask, no, I can’t do it myself. My accounts are… full…
I have a cockroach? Woah. I bought that when I was… like, level 14.
Got a new haircut!
They took ma title away! Just a few weeks ago in the Beta, I was eligable for the “Flame Keeper” title, but now I’m not. Stupid Ahune and torch juggling.
Flame Keeper Euripedes is just so bad ass… and now I have to wait for next July. Damn it!
So Miniwing. The wee pet you get from an escort quest in Terrokar. It’s still bugged for me. Damn it.
So apparently the name “Ramsey” is taken on most of the servers. “Chef Euripedes” doesn’t have the same ring to it. Ahh, well. I never wanted to cook anyway. I could still pick up Fishing, get a name change to Ballsofire, and snag the title “Salty”.
I’m sure noone will report me. He’s such an ass, that guy.
I think the tracker for “what raids you’ve done!” is horrbily borked. I haven’t completed Scarlet Monastery? Seriously? I’ve boosted dozens of toons through every wing of that place, multiple times. It’s right about Gnomereagan though. Got my Hydrocane a long time ago, no way in hell I’m going back there.
Stockades though… yeah, I think I need to do that one.
Heh, it says I haven’t done Heroic Mechanar. Yeah, it’s borked. Now when people say “HAH! What do you know, you never killed Illidan!” I can say “Pfeh, I so did, the damn system is just borked, that’s all”.
I haven’t seen this many LUA errors since 2.3. No major changes, my arse.
I have my /hug macro, do you?
I honestly don’t think I can bring myself to kill some of the alliance leaders. Well, besides Varian Wrynn. That glubber fugger is getting his ass put down. But…
Magni Bronzebeard. The poor guy just got the finger from his only child, and the dude never even wanted to be king in the first place.
Tyrande… well, it’s friggin Tyrande. I mean, with Illidan dead, it’s not that risky to go after her anymore, but I still have nightmares involving Malfurion and trees. I’m farily sure it’s a bad idea to piss off someone who can turn a forest into a massive army with a wave of a stick.
Think about it. A druid with a legion of mobile pillars under his command. Good luck.
I’m pretty sure killing Velen is on par with killing God. Just sayin’.
Then again, if I do… I get to ride a bear!
I may be a troll, but I still have standards.
Sure, I’ll /love a cow, a toad, or even a crab (a gift you’ll never forget!), but I will NEVER /love a squirrel.
Oddly enough, this month’s Brewfest drink is an ale that summons squirrels if you drink too much…
DAMN IT SQUEEKERS, THERE’S TOO MANY NUTS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP ALREADY!!