I’m eating a cupcake. It is delicious.
If you see any comments out there from somebody named “Basil”? That’s me. This will only show up on blogger blogs… uhm, blogspot blogger blogs, as I now use my google account for that. Yes, that would be the email@example.com one. Just an eff why eye, so as to avoid any confusion.
BASIL = EURIPEDES = CRITICAL QQ =AWESUM
Got it? It’s simple math, people. Get it? Simple math? Sum? I seriously need to get a laugh track for this blog…
So hey, my dog died. It’s a trying time for me
No seriously, it’s a very trying time for me right now
Why are you people laughing?! What the hell is wrong with you?!
*Rimshot* *Audience laughs*
Yeah, that’ll work great.
Also regarding names.
I know that any name longer than two syllables is going to get shortened. Don’t feel bad, it’s human nature. A name like “Skywalker” is going to be shortened to something like “Sky”, that’s what we do. That’s why most military callsigns are only one or two syllables long; so they can be shouted with ease.
But please. When you shorten “Euripedes”, don’t shorten it to “Euri” (pronounced: Yuri).
I’m not Russian, mk? Sure, I may have vodka from time to time, and I may have had a great grandad who was Russian, but I am not. I’m Canadian. Now there are some similarities between Canada and Russia (both are cold, both are big, both have plans for global domination) but seriously.
EURIPEDES =! RUSSIAN
Call me “Rip”, (pronounced: KITTENS!) as in “Rip you to pieces” or “Check out me abs, they’re Ripped”.
As one final note. Who here noticed the “me” rather than “my”, and who skipped over it without a second thought?
If you’re the latter, you either need to stop drinking or stop playing with dwarves so much.
That last sentence sounded so much better in me head.