This was posted on the mage forums just recently, and I have to say, this is one of the best trolls I have seen in quite some time. Man, some good laughs here. Anyways, without further ado:
First off let me get things straight, I don’t care about any insults you have towards me, I know what I am talking about. I have personal experience with mages, and I don’t see why every mage in at least kara gear is not 2.2k already. To be honest its sad.
First off, for all you mages who are fire or arcane, stop reading now, those are terribad specs for arena. You must go 0/17/43 for improved counterspell. Most mages I know are just not very good, they will try to counterspell an aimed shot, as opposed to something better like revive pet. Many mages complain about a felhunters pet counterspell, kill it, then you wont have to worry, spellsteel feld dom.
Good mages will know what I am talking about. Crowd control is key, frost nova your targets so they cant get away when you try to polymoprh them. Spam frostbolt, it does a ton of damage, too much really. Get a rogue and faceroll your way to 2k. If a melee is beating on you throw up mana shield andblast wave to get away. Blink across the map. If he tries to spell reflect, just ice lance.
Mages should never lose to any class 1v1.
Hunters-Just CC the pet, and frostbolt the hunter right next to him
pallies- counterspell heals, spellsteal bleso f freedom and sac. spam frostbolt
warlocks, cc pet, kill lock, easy as that.
other mages, counterspell frost spells and use frost ward.
priests, los mana burns, spam frostbolt
warriors, spam frostbolt they will be too slow to get to u
rogues, same as wars
druids, poly them while they are in human form and pyroblast
Good mages can hit 2k easy in a day, no questions asked. ALl these scrub mages are always complaining on the forums about how underpowered they are, i whisted for a cab and when it came nearthe license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i could say that this cab was rare
but i thought nah, forget it yo home to bel-air
Now, what’s truly funny about this? There were quite a few replies to this that took it seriously.
C’mon, people! BELAIR.
Maybe it was before there time.