Are you a Pirate? Or are you a Ninja? While all the comments on her blog bring up plenty of very valid points and arguments to each side, I firmly believe that such a huge decision is one that can only be made by you. Whether you choose to become a Ninja, or a Pirate, it will have an incredible impact on your life.
I present the following evidence for your perusal:
*Note: these pictures are most definitely Rated PG-13, probably 14A. Highly suggested to view these when the significant other is not in the same building. However, they are tastefully done, you will not find any nipples.*
I think my choice is clear.
(In case you are a moron or are trapped behind a firewall, I chose pirates.)
Edit: Fixed because TJ is smarter than me.