“What do we got?”
“Warlock and a shammy. Shammy is… enhancement? No, has a shield. Not resto. Elemental.”
“Ah. Warlock then?”
“It’ll be an easier kill, he isn’t sporting soul link.”
“Gotcha. Going after the lock!”
“He’s… Bloodlust, oh no…”
“I’m dead.”
“Yeah, me too.”
“What happened!?”
“Behold, the Bloodlust zerg. We basically completely failed to bring our mace and got raped.”
“How… how could we die so fast?!”
“I’m guessing this 4k Chain Lightning mighta had something to do with it.”
“Needz more resilience.”
-=-
“Alright. Hunter and a… dunno. Stealthed.”
“Druid?”
“No Mark, probably a rogue. Wh- Hunter just disappeared?”
“Ah. Night elf. Shadowmeld.”
“Ahh. Kitty!”
“Kill it!”
“Kitty is dead! Yay!”
“Yay!”
“Hunter inc! Is that a… warrior? Yeah, it’s a warrior.”
“Bah, I hate Mortal Str- HOLY CRAP THAT IS NOT A WARRIOR OH GOD OH GOD HOLY CRAAAAP.”
“Damnit.”
“No! S’ok! I bubbled with 162 hitpoints left. We’re good! How’s the hunter?”
“Dead now.”
“Excellent. So that totally wasn’t a warrior.”
“I gathered that from your frantic screaming.”
-=-
“I really hate Ring of Valor.”
“Yeah. Me too. The pillars are such cheap whores.”
“Have we even won here yet?”
“Yeah. Once. Something like 8 losses, though.”
“Poop.”
“Yes. Want to buy reliable humping poles.”
“Warrior Paladin. Kill the paladin?”
“Obviously.”
…
“I don’t think this warrior knows where the hamstring button is.”
-=-
“I see a Death Knight and… nothing. Druid?”
“No mark, probably a rogue.”
“Could be. Or a clev-Death Knight is comin-SAPPED.”
“Aaand, stunlocked.”
“Damn, you’re dying fast. Alright, I… am frozen. And now I’m blind. And now you’re dead.”
“Yep. Damn CC chains.”
“In retrospect, I probably should have bubbled.”
“YOU *&!^@ &*^@ MUNCHING &*@!”
-=-
“Priest aaand… hunter. Discipline, probably. Don’t let yourself get dragged out into the open, that’s what the hunter wants. Stay close to walls and LOS.”
“Hunter first.”
“Pull back, you’re out in the open. Yeah, see, force ‘im to come to us. Feared, trinket.”
“I love being undead.”
“Shut ut up, you. Pull back here.”
“Heh, fight reset.”
“Coming down.”
*Minutes pass*
“Damn, got pulled into the open again. What kinda hunter was that?”
“Survival. Explosive Shot is the stuff of nightmares. S’alright. It’s late, you’re tired, I’m just going to use this opportunity to practice pillar humping. It is our first night after all.”
*Is at 10% mana and 30% HP*
“Heehee. They’re using slash pity on you!”
“Around and around we go!”
“Are you just kiting them around in circles?”
“… Yes.”
*Minutes pass*
“I can’t believe I’m still alive.”
“Why is the hunter not doing any… the hunter disconnected!”
“Did he?!”
“He was jus’ standing there, now he’s gone!”
“Hahaha! Just me and the priest then?”
“Ayep!”
“Pillar humping for the win!”
“Dude, you’re nearly back to full health and mana!”
“Let’s just say that Replenishment is awesome. Oh, he’s drinking! There will be none of that!”
“No, dude, stay outta combat and rez me!”
“… yeah, that would definitely be the far more intelligent thing to do.”
*Casts Redepmtion, Holy Light, Flash of Light.*
“Two against one. Here he comes!”
“Baaaaahahaha! Look at ‘im run!”
“Kill him! Kill him! Aahahaha!”
*Priest dies*
“There is no way that was fair.”
“Oh man. How long did that take? Ahaha! Nearly fifteen minutes!”
“Guy’s probably pissed as hell.”
YEUH!
rofl
Sounds like your arena night went about a smidge better than mine.
Quote of the night from my partner, “How do you die so fast?”
The conversations are probably my favorite thing about arenas.
I can’t believe you don’t like the blade’s edge arena, though! I’ll kite people around those pillars for minutes on end. It’s pretty funny, really. I feel like when I was a kid playing Tag, trying to keep the slide between me and the “It” person.
Know what I hate though? Mages who use Invisibility to ambush people. Cheaters. Especially since I have very little spell mitigation.
“Let’s see..A pally and someone else. Rogue? Can’t see ‘im.”
“Oh shit, it’s a mag–fuck. I think I just died.”
Entertaining AND informative!
I laughed-
I cried-
I lost 15 pounds.
Holy crap this was funny! Love it, love it…
Very funny
– Arena is the one place I don’t like being Shadow – I am usually 1st target 
@ killercoffee
Ring of Valor is the Orgrimmar one.
The one with those four pillars that only ever come out of the ground when you are very far away from them, and always disappear when you desperately need them to be there.
We actually like Blade’s Edge a lot. Our second best map, actually (Dalaran Sewers being the best).
Though I am proud to say we now have two wins in Ring of Valor. :p
ROFL if you had that last conversation taped it would’ve been a smash hit on YouTube!
Arioch,
It was more like this…
“The battle has begun!”
Arioch has died.
Me: How did you die so fast?
That is so not fair, Dark!
There was a good 5 seconds of me being beat on.
You never get targeted first… lose that Ice Barrier and we’ll see who they pick on first.
=P
lol! They guys in vent sound just like this when they 2v2. One night pally vs druid – 2 1/2 hours – around and around lol! I finally gave up listening.