Naughty Jokes For All!

I found a quest hub in Dragonblight, and was intensely excited to receive quests from somebody named Narf, and happily had my gear repaired by somebody named Troz.

I thought “Here’s hoping for some awesome quests!”, expecting the references to flow fast and furious.

Hilariously enough, the quests that followed were all thinly disguised naughty jokes.

The first quest you get is called “Soft Packaging” which requires you to go hunting birds (called “Dragonbone Condors”) and large, swollen worms.

I think you can see where this is going.

The worms in question are specifically called “Tunnellers”, and they all drop something called Worm Meat.

All of the worms, or “Tunnellers”, spew white stuff from their heads after wiggling around.

As if that isn’t enough, there are a few other quests right here that you can get.

One of them is called “Stiff Negotiation”.

The other is called “Hard To Swallow”.

That last one requires you to throw your explosive charge into the mouth of a worm, in the hopes of getting it into the worms throat.

Also: Rune Cock.

Have fun questing!