Patch 3.0.$ has been out for a week now, let’s take a quick glance at the class forums and see what people are talking about…
Druids
MY GOD this class friggin rocks my damn socks. From moonkin to tree form, is there anything this class can’t do?
Can’t chew to the center of a tootsie roll pop in under 3 bites!
I can!
What?! You cheated! No one can get to the center in 3 bites!
You can with Berserk! NOM NOM NOM!
Hunters
Where’s my cookie? I want a cookie 
/em gives disgusting cookie
THAT WAS A DISGUSTING COOKIE.
Mages
FIRE MAGES! Represent. Who thinks Hot Streak is the best thing since sliced cheese?
Need a light?
FWOOSH. That’s what I thought.
Got any questions about propane? Or… propane accessories?
Paladins
Delicious sammiches are delicous. i has one. om nom nom.
What kind of sandwich?
Not sure. Many things. Ham, salami, roast beef, some other stuff. Pickles. I dunno.
U LIEK MEAT?
DON’T TOUCH SANDVICH.
I’m high right now.
Level a warlock.
Stoner.
Priests
I’m so sick of getting screwed over with talent points. I mean, the 51 talent point in Disc… give me a break. What on earth is that good for? … [Extensive QQ removed] … <3
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I do not see any shapes.
No shapes, sweetie.
Disappointment.
If you want to send me a folder of pictures, I’ll gladly post à facepalm a la Picard.
I’d much rather exchange noodz.
You know what. Let me drop from 123 to 115, work my ass off to get a gorgeous bod, get a haircut and go to a tanning salon, then I’ll swap nudes. Good luck with that – the best I’d rate is “cute”, and tanning salons are disgusting.
We weigh about the same
o.o How tall are you?
Rogues
Stealth!
Vanish!
Poison!
Blind!
Garrote!
Mmm… naughty.
Shamans (Shamanses? Charmin?)
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, scaramouche will you do the fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning – very very frightening!
Galileo! Galileo! Galileo Figaro!
MagnificOOOOooo
I’m just a warrior, nobody heals me.
He’s just a warrior from a non-heal family!
Spare him his life, someone from resto tree!
Easy come, easy go, will you heal me bro?
Bismillah! No! We’ll heal the MT go!
HEAL ME HO!
Bismillah! No! We’ll heal the MT go!
The Spirit Rezzer has a repair bill for meeee, for meeeeee, FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
So you think you can stun me and leave me to die?!
OH BABY! Can’t just teabag me baby!
Just ghost wolf and get out, just ghost wolf and get right out of here!
Riptide really matters… in PvP…
Any way the windfury blows…
Warlocks
Sad day for warlocks… man, it’s sad to see what has happened to warlocks. The more I try to play and find a way the more pissed off I get on how Blizzard could be so careless.
Rogues have been able to beat warlocks because rogues can control the fight from start to finish with stuns, and in Burning Crusade the gained a tool to become practically immune to magic.
And for every day of that, Blizzard has been totally cool with that unbalanced setting. This is useful information because it builds a compelling case that a group of players within the game are negligently neglected by Blizzard.
Bitch about something useful.
Guns – fun for the whole family? Discuss.
BRUSH YOUR TEETH! *BLAM*
Warriors
Infinite Rage!
RAAAAAAAAGE!!
I thirst for your blood!
BEHOLD! My Titan’s Grip! I thirst for your bodily fluids as well!
… what?
… >.>
Ahahahaha
I nearly fell of my chair at
We weigh about the same
o.o How tall are you?
Got any questions about propane? Or… propane accessories?
Love it!
Loved the Rhapsody, too.
About fell out of my chair once I figured out the satire on the warlock part. Ironic, is it not? What, warlocks don’t like dying w/o being in control of their character? I feel so sorry for them. Oh, wait. Nevermind. I don’t.
Made me laugh, but I have to say. Hot Streak is the best thing since the invention of Fire itself. FWOOSH!
ROFL!!! That made my night!! Especially loved the shaman thing. So sending that to my Resto Shaman buddy…. hehehe
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I play a resto shaman and I got a good chuckle, I can just imagine the warriors singing “Will you heal me bro” in vent.
Hehehe!
I loved this! The Rhapsody was GREAT!
Oh. My. GAWD.
Funny ’cause it’s true!
<3
LoL Warlocks. The irony of a QQing Warlock (-: I hope it works out that they have the lowest sustained damage, lowest burst damage, and lowest survivability of any class, and their pet bites them and Ret Pallies get a special anti-lock ability called Angry Stare that kills them instantly. And I hope Blizzard makes an achievement called “Not Being a Warlock” that only the rest of us can get.
Locks are fine. If they’re QQing, it’s only cause they learned it from 2-3 years of watching Mages and Priests cry. :]
Just great! Just great!
The Wowraphsody is an instant classic!
DUDE! The shaman bit is the best in a very long time. Grats!
Shamhemian Rhapsody is the win.
Priestly whining is asinine. Penance is probably the most awesome spell in my Discipline arsenal. Three heals, around 2,000 each, each capable of critting, two seconds, and a full Grace stack to boot — how can you not love it? Initial theorycrafting shows that it’s most likely the highest HPS and HPM spell available to us. I’m enamored with this spell!
Gotta love the unwashed masses.
Shamans made me giggle a lot, though.
Epic, just epic
I can haz cookies?
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Shamanian Rhapsody is the funniest thing I have read all week.
Titans grip is lols. Just got the second Zul’Jin so I’ll see how that handles.
(i can has more haste?)
Awesome! Love the shaman one!
uh…when you get the Shammy Rhapsody set to music or better yet make a video…. you will link it to us …. yes?
all the sore butts around here from falling out of chairs laughing our asses off deserve it
Shamans, lol it is so true. Now when I raid I will be humming Rhapsody.
Havent laughed that hard in ages.. thanks for the rhapsody
This is one of the FUNNIEST POSTS I’ve read in… well, forever. Great stuff. Very funny!