Alterac Valley
“maeg tabl now kkthx”
“Sorry, I’m Chair Spec”
Standing Around Orgrimmar
“plz giv watr”
“You say plz because please takes too long to type. I say no rather than yes for the same reason”
“hey can i hav sum waters?”
“Sorry 
I’m fire specced, can’t make water atm”
“yo mage water?”
“/afk”
“need 3 stacks water”
“Sorry, food specced”
(NOTE: This didn’t actually work)
*Opens trade*
*I put 500 gold into the window*
“/afk”
“hey i need some food”
“Sure thing.” *Invites to party* *Makes portal to Thunder Bluff*
“Click for food”
*Leaves Group*
Standing Around Shattrath
“can yo make me some water?”
“/cast Invisibility”
*Run and hide*
“i need a coupla stak s water”
“Thats nice”
“hey, can i have some Water?”
“There’s actually a secret way to make your own water. When you throw a snowball at any fire elemental mob, when you loot the elementals body, it gives you water of whatever rank the elenmental was”
“REALLY”
“Yeah! I just found that out yesterday! Go try it out!”
“Alright, thanks man!” *Runs off to flight path*
*20 minutes later*
“YOO FUCKING ASSHOLE”
“/lol. Pwnd”
Arathi Basin
“Yo mage, make us a table”
“Sorry, guys, it has a one hour cooldown Can’t do that yet”
(NOTE: the other mage in the BG whispered me: “i fucking love you”)
Me on my Hunter Alt to a 70 mage on Orgrimmar
“Oh Mighty Master of the Arcane… May this worthless pile of pixels beg of you for but a small drink, so that he may quench his unworthy thirst upon your Holy Nectar of the God’s Themselves?”
(NOTE: Shamelessly stolen from the forums, it works incredibly well. Have never, ever been turned down with this proposition)
